I Put a Spell on You!

Be careful of those Sand Witches; especially the ones from Denmark, they're vicious!

Lunchtime!

It's pretty standard Engrish to the right, but what caught my eye was the Lube Sheep to the left. Sounds like a horrible perversion of nature... and is it just me, or do you read that copyright as "Putrifresh" the first time??

Modest Cookies

Of course, this makes perfect sense.

Chatty Checker

I recently got a lot of lovely farewell gifts, some of them sporting funky Engrish, but I thought this bag was the funniest of the lot. This check-out guy needs to lay off the speed!

Have we met before?

Of course we have, you old Familiar Pocket you! Nuzzling my fingers into your warm recesses ...ooh! This gem is on the way home from Flower Town. It's a personal favourite of Ms. Bec and I.